HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake

squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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so-pop-punk:

realffriends:

necdeep:

counterxpartsx:

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

do this pls

omg yes please

oh my goodness, please?

please do this ill love you

etunim:

kisskeh:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
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OCTOBER IS TODAY

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achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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the perfume department 
tagged: #me 
inspired-to-procrastinate:

ugh I cant
i just cant

inspired-to-procrastinate:

ugh I cant

i just cant

tagged: #inspo  #Gravity falls  #bipper 
satsunon:

maybe I fucking will 

satsunon:

maybe I fucking will 

cocaineteas:

pradaboiswagg:

I suck dicks off! #missprada

Is this not me?

tagged: #well then  #vid 
theastrarium:

Recommended Reading: Herbalism MagickA Compendium of Herbal Magic - Paul Beyerl

 The Complete Book of Incense, Oils and Brews - Scott Cunningham
 Cunningham’s Encyclopedia of Magical Herbs - Scott Cunningham
 Garden Witch’s Herbal: Green Magick, Herbalism & Spirituality - Ellen Dugan
 The Green Wiccan Herbal: 52 Magical Herbs, Spells, Witchy Rituals - Silja
 The Green Witch Herbal: Restoring Nature’s Magic in Home, Health, and Beauty Care - Barbara Griggs
 Herbal Alchemist’s Handbook, The: A Grimoire of Philtres. Elixirs, Oils, Incense, and Formulas for Ritual Use - Karen Harrison
 Herb Magic for Beginners - Ellen Dugan
 Incense Magick: Create Inspiring Aromatic Experiences for Your Craft - Carl F. Neal
 Kitchen Witchery: A Compendium of Oils, Unguents, Incense, Tinctures, and Comestibles - Marilyn F. Daniel
 Magical Aromatherapy: The Power of Scent - Scott Cunningham
 Magical Herbalism: The Secret Craft of the Wise - Scott Cunningham
 The Master Book of Herbalism - Paul Beyerl
 Mixing Essential Oils for Magic: Aromatic Alchemy for Personal Blends - Sandra KynesThe Plant Spirit Familiar - Christopher Penczak
 The Weiser Concise Guide to Herbal Magick - Judith Hawkins-Tillirson
 Wicca Herbs: Herbalism: A Complete Reference Guide to Frequently used Magickal Herbs, and Spices: Herbs for the Solo Wiccan Practitioner - Kristina Benson
 Wylundt’s Book of Incense - Wylundt
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tagged: #ref  #maya  #yessssssss 
volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

luficerrr:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

NOW THIS IS ART