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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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830,266 notes ▪ 1 hour ago  ▪ (source, via)


Joke of the day. 

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

277,328 notes ▪ 3 hours ago  ▪ (source, via)
 #yess  #i need puns


Anonymous: That drawing of the Condesce makes her look like some kind of Alternian body pillow.
0 notes ▪ 3 hours ago 
 #asks  #i searched for that link like crazy  #Anon


dennys' blog messed me up

0 notes ▪ 4 hours ago 
 #dennys  #what  #idek  #mcdrabbles


red-liquorish:

cnnbreaking:

i dont know what order you read it in but its funny either way

"I had to do it"

red-liquorish:

cnnbreaking:

i dont know what order you read it in but its funny either way

"I had to do it"

135,528 notes ▪ 4 hours ago  ▪ (source, via)


officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

56,853 notes ▪ 5 hours ago  ▪ (source, via)


butimnotrealimtheatre:

orderofthemockingjay:

leroyss:

saekimchi:

iaquariuschicken:

thatswhatkentsaid:

OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN

This is everything I’ve ever wanted.

my exact reaction and I kid you not:

-scrolls down dash-
-scrolls back up-
Is that the President boogie-ing?
-instant reblog- 

HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT FOREVER

why the fuck can’t julia gillard dance like this?

He has the longest legs in the world.

362,526 notes ▪ 9 hours ago  ▪ (source, via)


Happy Moment(s) of the Day:

18/04/14 - I am seriously getting so forgetful with these. 

Today, I didn’t have to go to school!! (It’s Good Friday). I went to watch Captain America: The Winter Soldier with the fam and now I understand why I’m seeing “Hail Hydra” all over tumblr.

2 notes ▪ 21 hours ago 
 #hmod  #hail hydra


7,065 notes ▪ 21 hours ago  ▪ (source, via)
 #nepeta leijon  #awwwww  #omg  #colours  #inspo  #beauts  #homestuck


dragonfly99:

iamcompletecrap:

i wish i was even half as brave as finn

This kind of broke/shattered/destroyed my heart……

167,089 notes ▪ 22 hours ago  ▪ (source, via)


vriskaserket-homestuck:

mrfalling12345:

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

For mobile just hold the reblog button

Guys, you can just hold alt. you don’t need to hold Z too.

510,030 notes ▪ 22 hours ago  ▪ (source, via)


8,724 notes ▪ 22 hours ago  ▪ (source, via)
 #lol  #caliborn  #john egbert  #homestuck


meruz:

i dont think ill be uploading anything cool soon so heres a bunch of shitty pics of my computer screen from my twitter

92 notes ▪ 23 hours ago  ▪ (via)
 #everything is beautiful  #beauts  #homestuck


layla-miller:

I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE RUDE TO TEACHERS FOR NO REASON

WOW!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PAY ATTENTION!!!! HOW CRUEL!!!!!

WHOA!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO BE IN UNIFORM!!!!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!

OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PUT MY PHONE AWAY!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE’S YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

246,054 notes ▪ 1 day ago  ▪ (source, via)


I slam, therefore I jam.  

17,385 notes ▪ 1 day ago  ▪ (source, via)